Ever since I was a kid, I’ve had nightmares that pretty much kicked my ass. I don’t know why. My childhood wasn’t really any more traumatic than the usual. Where things take a turn for the weird here is that unlike seemingly everyone else in the world, I can’t wake up from them. Yeah, it’s pretty much as bad as it sounds. It’s not all wet sheets and sobs though! As a result of this little glitch, I stumbled upon lucid dreaming pretty early on. Basically, a lucid dream happens when you become conscious of dreaming. When you catch on, you can start to pull the strings from within…kind of, it doesn’t always work out perfectly.Lucid dreamers usually have what’s called a dreamsign, or something that signals you to the fact that you are dreaming. For whatever reason, my dream sign is Meg Ryan, the beloved rom com queen of the 90′s. I don’t know why, but I suspect it has to do with compulsive viewings of Top Gun as a child. My young mind heard:“Take me to bed or lose me forever!”And damned if I didn’t do just that!I suppose I’m lucky that Tom Cruise doesn’t saunter around in my dreamscape, (shirtless, with a volleyball in hand and a beckoning smile.)Anyway, I’ve decided to try and illustrate some of my dreams here for your amusement. You’re welcome.- Napoléon Dûheme

Cloud Mummies v.26

Sooo, pterodactyls injuries aren’t that big of a deal right? This week’s installment brings you seven spicy Easter Eggs, including 3 shout outs that steadfast Grimerican and international man of mystery Todd Marco, who all the kids are talking about. Also, keep your eyes peeled for a guest appearance by a preternaturally shapely calf.

Cloud Mummies v.25

Last week, the gang found themselves under assault by a flock of flying pterosaurs! Will they escape unscathed!?! That wouldn’t make for very interesting reading now, would it!? 7 Easter Eggs lurking, including 3 shout outs to that wily Infant Sorceress and lover of awesome stuff known to mere mortals on Twitter as VeyKaytplanetEarth!

Cloud Mummies v.24

In our last episode, death by deflated balloon was narrowly avoid, only for another threat to rear its fearsome head. What could it be!?! 7 Easter Eggs in this one, which is rife with Illuminati symbolism, and 2 shout-outs to Grimerican Nickie Benefield, the 57 year old, oxygen loving scamp from Kentucky, who has won…

Cloud Mummies v. 23

Last week I forcefully directed The Robert! to abandon our faltering balloon by means of a swift kick to the chest. I’m not really the type to take control in these situations, so its very likely I just made things infinitely worse! 7 Easter eggs in this one, with 3 shout outs to Grimerican, Cyrus…