Experts rarely agree on things even when the burden of proof heavily leans to one side. A great example of this is Global Climate Change. When the topic veers into The Unkown, subjects like UFO’s, psychic abilities or Bigfoot, where the primary evidence is eyewitness testimony it’s hard to be sure there even are experts.But those of us interested in these subjects find Truth seekers we are intrigued with and if lucky, voices we trust. Over the last year or so I’ve been listening to two wise men on an obscure Canadian podcast discuss the merits of hunting Bigfoot. If there are Sasquatch and Yeti out there and you see one what’s the best way to prove it? If you have a gun on you should you shoot it? Even in the name of science, it seems inhumane to take the shot.Many people, well some people, possibly only Kewaunee Lepseritisbelieve the Bigfoot are our older brothers. Elder siblings if you’re politically correct. Known by different names and smells all across the globe, Bigfoot roam the wilds of Earth. They communicate with wise Extra Terrestrials and are said to be keeping an eye on us; guiding us. The Bigfoot send us emotional, spiritual and sometimes direct psychic messages – beacons of love and light that are meant to help humans evolve.A handful of blessed souls have been chosen by our elder siblings to deliver their words, to warn us and protect us from our selves. These warnings concern everything from nuclear weapons and global climate crisis to saving individuals from unseen dangers in the wilderness. There is also the idea that Bigfoot themselves are one of these unseen dangers to humans… wait, what?There are reports of attacks on humans by Bigfoot. Reports and legends going back hundreds maybe thousands of years. Many Native American tribes blame Bigfoot like creatures for all manor of bad things. Well, now, who doesn’t get into the occasional tussle with their elder siblings? Look at Cain and Abel. Whoa! Bad example…or is it?Famed missing persons researcher David Paulides believes some of the tens of thousands of people who disappear each year may be killed by Bigfoot. I, for one, can’t help but trust a man who looks like Ron Swanson. The very trustworthy David Paulides has written many scary things about Bigfoot in his several volumes on missing persons. I’m assuming. Haven’t actually read them yet but they’re next after I get through all of these. I have read plenty online about the various Bigfoot legends. Albatwitche, Cave Yeller, Chuchuna, Kikomba, Matlose, Rugaru, Skunkape: They’re known by all these names and dozens more. Who if anyone here is right? None of them? All of them? I don’t know but in researching this article I discovered this:Bigfoot is stealing our women! Kiss your furry, spiritually advanced ass goodbye! I say TAKE THE SHOT!
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Sure, the women flock to him, but is Bigfoot really to blame? Methinks it is our culture, which has primed women to yearn for brooding yet mysterious beasts who make up for their strangeness with a heart of gold. We need only look to works in the media such as Beauty and the Beast (either Ron Perlman or Disney version) Hellboy (Mignola or Pearlman version) Goliath from Gargoyles, and most recently Team Jacob. Indeed, the average homosapien doesn’t stand a chance when pit against a hairy dreamboat like Bigfoot (or Ron Perlman for that matter.) If the media doesn’t take responsibility for setting an unrealistic standard for men, I suspect all our women will soon be sneaking off into darkened forests, searching for a savage love!